- Spend 80% of your time on entertainment and 20% on learning. Your life should be nothing but pure bliss, keep yourself occupied with cheap thrills and instant gratification. School taught you enough anyway. Reading is for grandpas.
- If it comes in a shiny wrapper or colourful packaging, eat it. Making your own food is time-consuming and hard. Why bother when you can order your weekly requirement of sugar, salt and saturated fat in one meal?
- Stop moving. Sore muscles suck and if you get sweaty you’ll have to take more than one shower today. It’s much easier to turn on the air conditioner and watch Netflix.
Sometimes it’s easier to think about what not to do.